He’s got teeth like this! This jackalope is after revenge, just like Jaws was in Jaws: The Revenge. Just like Jaws, the jackalope will ignore geographic distance (Jaws swam to the Bahamas from New England), the laws of death (Jaws had already been blown up three times – suck it Lazarus!), and the rules of good sense (Jaws was a shark who had been blown up three times and still followed a plane from New England to the Bahamas).
Anyway, this summer began with me leaving to go to Colorado to see Rocky Mountain National Park and then score AP World History Essays. Luckily, no sharks followed my plane to Colorado, probably because those sharks aren’t smart as crap and kick-ass like Jaws was.