Now that loon had been dealt with, we could procede to the Brogowicz Cottage, located on Canadian Lakes. The Canadian Lakes are in the United States, nowhere near Canada. Suck it, Canada!
It was here that we encountered something even worse than the loon: the card game named Phase 10. With a name like Phase 10, you would think it was really cool and that there would be phasers or something. But no, there were no phasers to be found. Which was probably a good thing, because one of us would have turned the phasers on ourselves.
Phase 10 is kind of like Uno, only if Uno had been invented by Hitler. Diane ultimately won, but by finishing the game without killing anyone, we were all winners.