We went to Laura’s Aunt Ellen’s house for a visit. After watching Fourth of July videos in which Laura’s relatives had a rave disguised as “music videos,” Laura brought up the ham biscuit issue. There was immediate confusion, with Laura’s cousin thinking we said “Hand Basket.” Even worse, when Laura’s sister Gayle asked a coworker about ham biscuits, he though “ham biscuit” was some kind of sexual innuendo. Somehow we will help people from Michigan know the awesomness of placing slices of ham on a biscuit.